April 2012
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March 2012
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How many Freudian analysts does it take to change...
afternoonsnoozebutton:
Two. One to change it, and the other to hold the penis.
LADDER.
I MEANT LADDER.
(johnfenixaran)
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Sex Tip #56
duncan-ambrose:
When your partner is least expecting it, steal the Declaration of Independence.
“I profoundly prefer to be turned on by any woman who looks vaguely fucked up;...”
– Sex, Drugs, & Cocoa Puffs by Chuck Klosterman
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English-speaker: Ooh, speak French to me baby.
French-speaker: Ta mere est une vache, et je foutais ta salope d'une soeur la nuit dernière.
English-speaker: Oh, you're such a romantic!
“I love the way music inside a car makes you feel invisible; if you plan the...”
– Chuck Klosterman
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“The joy of self-realization is the joy of self-annihilation.”
– Camus, The Rebel
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